https://johnkevans.com John Evans is a writer. 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Sending an immensely gracious and entirely sincere “Thank you” to Big Tobacco™ for that.&nbsp; We weren’t able to go full nightmare fuel with these, because we didn’t want the general public to feel completely powerless and scared. So we settled for only slightly powerless and a tidbit scared.Director: Parallel TeethAnimation: Strange Beast <img width="642" height="194" width_o="642" height_o="194" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/66d617378ba249c8526e501b2dd945cdad22fd66d4257dc8a97683623a2de792/Screen-Shot-2023-01-23-at-10.45.42-AM.png" data-mid="184389134" border="0" data-scale="71" data-no-zoom src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/642/i/66d617378ba249c8526e501b2dd945cdad22fd66d4257dc8a97683623a2de792/Screen-Shot-2023-01-23-at-10.45.42-AM.png" /> <img width="2048" height="1531" width_o="2048" height_o="1531" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/35415e782a61a7c807ba58c6cbc65ca832334ed2c098d8c8048b7496e481f4f9/LittleBigLieMural.jpg" data-mid="222454572" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/35415e782a61a7c807ba58c6cbc65ca832334ed2c098d8c8048b7496e481f4f9/LittleBigLieMural.jpg" /> <img width="1206" height="1080" width_o="1206" height_o="1080" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b390b1632e7ae64f0cf269405358baab1e3448a6f33fd4295f8c516fdb3babbe/LittleBigLieMural2.jpg" data-mid="222454573" border="0" data-scale="84" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/b390b1632e7ae64f0cf269405358baab1e3448a6f33fd4295f8c516fdb3babbe/LittleBigLieMural2.jpg" /> https://johnkevans.com/Spotify-2025-Wrapped-Clipse Mon, 24 Nov 2025 21:57:26 +0000 John Evans is a writer. https://johnkevans.com/Spotify-2025-Wrapped-Clipse SPOTIFY 2025 WRAPPED CLIPSE LIVE We threw an exclusive live event in Chelsea for Clipse’s top NYC fans. I wrote lines throughout the space to celebrate the duo’s massive year and the fans who helped make it happen. I also had the privilege of writing questions for Speedy Mormon’s Clipse interview. Partner: Rachel Ngun <img width="1208" height="1410" width_o="1208" height_o="1410" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7db857cdf6ec3e135c07d471c207ae0b47fa7f39297378f51a291bdbbf9e0a26/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0587.jpg" data-mid="241896400" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/7db857cdf6ec3e135c07d471c207ae0b47fa7f39297378f51a291bdbbf9e0a26/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0587.jpg" /> <img width="3000" height="2001" width_o="3000" height_o="2001" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f752a8383cdbdf0b4a534cc5ca56ae83986de120880db700d4014dcb5d6d59d7/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSB7296.jpg" data-mid="241893652" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/f752a8383cdbdf0b4a534cc5ca56ae83986de120880db700d4014dcb5d6d59d7/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSB7296.jpg" /> <img width="3024" height="4032" width_o="3024" height_o="4032" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a4020ec58e18b16fb16182b25cce79d66cd9d7a47f5f4c001631745732f9b51b/IMG_5947.JPG" data-mid="241893660" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/a4020ec58e18b16fb16182b25cce79d66cd9d7a47f5f4c001631745732f9b51b/IMG_5947.JPG" /> <img width="1188" height="1802" width_o="1188" height_o="1802" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/964f7042bfc5a5d6a584541028e2da636874ab8988e4deb3cc104f6d74e10882/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0616.jpg" data-mid="241896436" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/964f7042bfc5a5d6a584541028e2da636874ab8988e4deb3cc104f6d74e10882/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0616.jpg" /> <img width="2001" height="3000" width_o="2001" height_o="3000" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/6e1178b15b83dba0cc83f57fddd5e1e26ed5f39cd0c6f9544ca5c9ddb290c7a2/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0595.jpg" data-mid="241893464" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/6e1178b15b83dba0cc83f57fddd5e1e26ed5f39cd0c6f9544ca5c9ddb290c7a2/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0595.jpg" /> <img width="2001" height="3000" width_o="2001" height_o="3000" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/58024f0a48e4adb3acedacb495a4b60e22687b20ee6a0039b8d8b3c1bc0187ae/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0598.jpg" data-mid="241893521" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/58024f0a48e4adb3acedacb495a4b60e22687b20ee6a0039b8d8b3c1bc0187ae/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0598.jpg" /> <img width="1534" height="1078" width_o="1534" height_o="1078" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/4e1663f042a304e808118577b19e9e7dccfed2787dcb7f822bd3c5698196a1d5/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0608.jpg" data-mid="241896344" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/4e1663f042a304e808118577b19e9e7dccfed2787dcb7f822bd3c5698196a1d5/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0608.jpg" /> <img width="2000" height="3000" width_o="2000" height_o="3000" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c6af193389acb3bf8ecd63584826f02ae2dee9f2d145e3a6b0e11bb3a14ca541/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_DSC09399.jpg" data-mid="241893460" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/c6af193389acb3bf8ecd63584826f02ae2dee9f2d145e3a6b0e11bb3a14ca541/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_DSC09399.jpg" /> <img width="1510" height="1091" width_o="1510" height_o="1091" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/26be54887a7eb1ad79259519a64ee85b6b67a25b6c18005ee2847087bcda6dbf/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0607.jpg" data-mid="241896343" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/26be54887a7eb1ad79259519a64ee85b6b67a25b6c18005ee2847087bcda6dbf/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSA0607.jpg" /> <img width="3000" height="2001" width_o="3000" height_o="2001" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c5fd289dbf5ef349380a230bebd723860193e582cf075e1f29bb16c32da1656c/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSB7409.jpg" data-mid="241893657" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/c5fd289dbf5ef349380a230bebd723860193e582cf075e1f29bb16c32da1656c/HAPPYMONDAY_WRAPPED_RRSB7409.jpg" /> https://johnkevans.com/Spotify-2025-Wrapped-OOH Wed, 17 Dec 2025 15:23:45 +0000 John Evans is a writer. https://johnkevans.com/Spotify-2025-Wrapped-OOH SPOTIFY 2025 WRAPPED&nbsp; OOH 1,000+ of my lines were murdered. 3 made it out alive. <img width="4036" height="2883" width_o="4036" height_o="2883" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/afba12127058c9dcb74c5a33e013951758b7c437a6bda534d694871f6bcdeef4/1052A---Spotify---Playboi-Carti_December-25-13-of-15-1.jpg" data-mid="241895070" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/afba12127058c9dcb74c5a33e013951758b7c437a6bda534d694871f6bcdeef4/1052A---Spotify---Playboi-Carti_December-25-13-of-15-1.jpg" /> <img width="6144" height="4096" width_o="6144" height_o="4096" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b66738fdef65ac83feb272c923e419e8f31ebf3f3f7d69161073f9289524fd5a/DJI_20251203113608_0822_D.jpg" data-mid="241895059" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/b66738fdef65ac83feb272c923e419e8f31ebf3f3f7d69161073f9289524fd5a/DJI_20251203113608_0822_D.jpg" /> <img width="6144" height="4096" width_o="6144" height_o="4096" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/70e62e83aba210dfcc9caa6b6e6a6d29480b710f19992b7e2bbe73b3c2d87571/DJI_20251203113149_0796_D.jpg" data-mid="241895058" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/70e62e83aba210dfcc9caa6b6e6a6d29480b710f19992b7e2bbe73b3c2d87571/DJI_20251203113149_0796_D.jpg" /> https://johnkevans.com/Spotify-2025-Wrapped-Fan-Events Wed, 17 Dec 2025 15:30:54 +0000 John Evans is a writer. https://johnkevans.com/Spotify-2025-Wrapped-Fan-Events SPOTIFY 2025 WRAPPED FAN EVENTS Pusha T said,&nbsp;“Ballerinas doing pirouettes inside of my snow globe, Shoppin’ sprees in Soho,” so we brought the lyric to life at Elizabeth Street Garden in NYC. We even snagged Fabien Montique who shot Pusha’s first solo album cover to capture the installation.Country star, Megan Moroney, had a big year, so we made a big bow to celebrate it in Nashville.&nbsp;Miami loved KAROL G, so we built a cabaret-style club for her biggest fans. Partner: Rachel Ngun <img width="11656" height="8742" width_o="11656" height_o="8742" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/bfdbbc5c3331795c625cb6a354f0ee39bdb3d4d79576791236983e92de4bc70f/B_57110-3.jpg" data-mid="241895648" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/bfdbbc5c3331795c625cb6a354f0ee39bdb3d4d79576791236983e92de4bc70f/B_57110-3.jpg" /> <img width="11656" height="8742" width_o="11656" height_o="8742" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/949d386f722c3ff8190abeda45cc30e1d4081a0199534234d43d78b518a23e27/B_57110-4.jpg" data-mid="241895661" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/949d386f722c3ff8190abeda45cc30e1d4081a0199534234d43d78b518a23e27/B_57110-4.jpg" /> <img width="586" height="448" width_o="586" height_o="448" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/cd4a92677357b56a1b44406dd302d69ff45ad21a99def6c365fad8bf175de29b/Ballerina-Gif-2.gif" data-mid="241902783" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/586/i/cd4a92677357b56a1b44406dd302d69ff45ad21a99def6c365fad8bf175de29b/Ballerina-Gif-2.gif" /> <img width="11656" height="8742" width_o="11656" height_o="8742" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/333acb9e778d44a8a8ad05a755509785c794b3b5a0d2e772480a8d6db544c396/B_57110.jpg" data-mid="241895522" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/333acb9e778d44a8a8ad05a755509785c794b3b5a0d2e772480a8d6db544c396/B_57110.jpg" /> <img width="11656" height="8742" width_o="11656" height_o="8742" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/4aed5f03adfd561f1f7bb55122f57fda196e3f623364cca1c7fc368b2d624513/B_57110-2.jpg" data-mid="241895594" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/4aed5f03adfd561f1f7bb55122f57fda196e3f623364cca1c7fc368b2d624513/B_57110-2.jpg" /> <img width="578" height="454" width_o="578" height_o="454" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/650c054f22addcc56a0e08d15b364d7f999c00f411c6e32c131d1eaaf146dcef/Ballerina-gif-1.gif" data-mid="241902777" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/578/i/650c054f22addcc56a0e08d15b364d7f999c00f411c6e32c131d1eaaf146dcef/Ballerina-gif-1.gif" /> &nbsp; <img width="5464" height="8192" width_o="5464" height_o="8192" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/57cf1a4e5bb003fefda30350c614d10d50f864726dbe4f84f8a703b1f04ffe4f/0D4A0283.jpg" data-mid="241896707" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/57cf1a4e5bb003fefda30350c614d10d50f864726dbe4f84f8a703b1f04ffe4f/0D4A0283.jpg" /> <img width="8119" height="5415" width_o="8119" height_o="5415" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/228981ad86760b580ef8a6245023af480b1ee6a019063e4c8ba958a9eebb35e4/0D4A0683.jpg" data-mid="241896665" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/228981ad86760b580ef8a6245023af480b1ee6a019063e4c8ba958a9eebb35e4/0D4A0683.jpg" /> <img width="5033" height="7545" width_o="5033" height_o="7545" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5f39d7cd55c97bee82b8eeb8f08c4ded96dddf52981ff7986ce6ddd6a22362fa/0D4A9942.jpg" data-mid="241896620" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/5f39d7cd55c97bee82b8eeb8f08c4ded96dddf52981ff7986ce6ddd6a22362fa/0D4A9942.jpg" /> <img width="1667" height="2500" width_o="1667" height_o="2500" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a96bf185a67dba57493e3906adc6bb5a27461d3db44ef9f094c59c4bd1e1fd5c/688A7847.jpg" data-mid="241896713" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/a96bf185a67dba57493e3906adc6bb5a27461d3db44ef9f094c59c4bd1e1fd5c/688A7847.jpg" /> <img width="2000" height="2500" width_o="2000" height_o="2500" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/6bb2a1a1140268c11bdddc9700d9e252419fff02b9113d562ea8b11438d05e6b/688A7787.jpg" data-mid="241896710" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/6bb2a1a1140268c11bdddc9700d9e252419fff02b9113d562ea8b11438d05e6b/688A7787.jpg" /> <img width="2500" height="1667" width_o="2500" height_o="1667" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/feb80c2042d7ce7e78fb39f53784e0df0b7fe8625e02f246661e7f5080172790/688A7884.jpg" data-mid="241896712" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/feb80c2042d7ce7e78fb39f53784e0df0b7fe8625e02f246661e7f5080172790/688A7884.jpg" /> https://johnkevans.com/Yummers-Pet-Supply Thu, 31 Aug 2023 16:21:32 +0000 John Evans is a writer. https://johnkevans.com/Yummers-Pet-Supply YUMMERS PET SUPPLY ‘TONI TALKS&nbsp; Celebrity chef, TV personality, and adored-by-all-humans human, Antoni Porowski, talks about his love of organ meats, the color purple, live studio audiences, and secrets for his pet food brand, Yummers. https://johnkevans.com/SweeTarts Fri, 16 Jun 2023 19:22:45 +0000 John Evans is a writer. https://johnkevans.com/SweeTarts SWEETARTS BOTH OR NOTHING A glimpse into the lives of the SweeTARTS obsessed.&nbsp; Fun fact: I developed 47 cavities while concepting this campaign. I don’t believe in modern medicine, so I haven’t gotten any of them treated.Director: Michael Downing https://johnkevans.com/Sweet-Beats Thu, 29 Jun 2023 00:58:31 +0000 John Evans is a writer. https://johnkevans.com/Sweet-Beats SWEETARTS SWEET BEATS An immersive online mixer where you play with SweeTARTS, create custom beats and enter to win studio time with Christina Aguilera. The winner of the competition slept through the studio session, and we all just kinda had to come to terms with it. 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That heavenly vocalist you hear is me.